Another Movie Blogger

Hi Internet, I'm Jacob Nash. Why should you care? Well, you shouldn't. There's really no point in me expressing my opinions on the internet, seeing as how everyone else's is already on here, and, more importantly, mine are no more valid than anyone else's. 

I went to film school at Cal State Fullerton, but so did everybody. My friends say I know a lot about about movies, but that's also what every bad American Idol contestant says before they're publicly shamed by drunk celebrity judges (a reference somehow both relevant and dated). I think I have good taste in movies, but that's only because my opinions tend to line up with most other critics', which causes many to not think but know that I'm a snob. But that term can be very bothersome because it all stems from my genuine love-to-the-point-of-off-putting-obsession with movies, whereas terms like "snob" and "pretentious" should be saved for people who are negative just for the sake of having a different opinion and aren't genuinely passionate about the art form, they're just passionate about being negative just for the sake of having a different opinion. So stop labeling me. Phonies.

The only way I can properly prove my worth in terms of giving good movie recommendations is by making a few of these blogs and having you, the reader, decide whether or not I'm worthy of reading every so often, and then if enough people who aren't you also feel that way then I'll feel validated enough to keep doing it. 

So, I'm giving myself over to you. I am putty in your hands. You can enjoy seeing how many different shapes I can make for you, or you can turn me into a poop log, throw me into a sandbox, wait for kids to find me, and then film their reactions and send it to Jimmy Kimmel, or the new, somehow sadder America's Funniest Home Videos with Carlton. Totally up to you. 

Well, I guess either way I'll keep doing these for myself seeing as how I'm never going to stop watching movies or wanting to talk about them. It's also a good excuse to write, which is all I want to do with my life and what I hate doing the most.

So, actually...never mind. Don't read these. These are mine.

Did you not hear me?

I SAID STOP REA